This is to give you dumb fuckers some heads up of what you
should be paying here, and if your paying more then
what is listed your fucking retarded!!!
These prices vary on who you know,
how well you know them, and if the think your cool… If
your paying anything more then the max here then
you’re a fucking retard, or you don’t know the pot game, or your dealer thinks
you a queer or dumb, if any of these things are true, it may be time to find
another dealer or stop smoking weed all together!!!!!
The low end prices are what you can get if you know a large
dealer…. The Higher prices are street prices or someone trying to make lots of
money through greed..
It might be a little difficult to meet a decent dealer
because most people in
Some of
Shwag
Alright, you should are ready know what shwag
is or else you dumb, its low quality pot, its got seeds, it’s a darker shade of
green, it has red hairs, and it’ll still get you pretty nice and high, but not
as quickly and intense as kind buds..
AKA….. Dirt, Shwigity, Crap,
Poop, Cheap, Shwag, Seed, Trash and the list goes
on…..
1/8 Ounce (5 Grams) - $10 – $20 (except no less then 4.5
grams for $20) (Standard price is $15 - $20)
If your dealer is even decent at all it will
way 5 grams if it doesn’t weigh your dealer is pinching it or ripping you off!
AKA…. Single, Dub, Eigth, One, 20
¼ Ounce (7.5 – 10 Grams) - $20 - $35 (except no less then 9
grams for $35) (Standard price is $25 - $30)
A good quarter ways 9 – 10 grams, I won’t take anything
under 9 grams…. Don’t take a 7 gram quarter for anything higher than $25!!!
AKA…. Quart,
Double, Quad
½ Ounce (14 – 17 grams) - $35 - $50 (Don’t ever pay over
$55!!!!!) (Standard price is $40 - $50)
A average half
weighs 15 grams, expect 15 grams, no less!! Never pay over $55!!! If
they want more than $50 look elsewhere!
AKA…. Half, HO,
Hoe, HZ
To get much of anything larger than a half
you need to have some underground ties!!!!
1 Ounce (28 – 31 grams) - $65 - $100 (Don’t Pay $100!!)
A average ounce
weighs 30 grams, don’t take a 28 gram ounce unless the price is right!! If your
dealer asks for $100 dollars for a ounce its time to
go and find you another dealer!!!(unless its winter
time) A average price is $75 - $90. If your tight with a big dealer it can go as low as $65!
AKA…. Ounce, OZ, Z,
Oscar, Full, Fetty
2 Ounces (58 – 62 grams) - $130 - $175 ($150 is average
unless you know someone who slangs a lot)
Be Looking for 60 grams, average cost is $150 - $175 unless
you know a good dealer personally, If you know a good dealer it can go as low
as $130.. Never, Ever pay $200 dollars for 2 ounces!!!
If they ask anything higher than $180 look elsewhere!!!
AKA…. 2 Ounces, 2 Ozs, 2 Oscars
Quarter Pound (4 Ounces / 112 – 120 grams) - $200 - $300
($250 is average unless your lucky and know someone who is large)
A good QP weighs 120 grams. Unless you know some people
that can get mad pot, or you know a large dealer your self don’t count on
getting much below $250, If you happen to know a real dealer it can go as low as $200 if you’re a regular.. Never
Pay $300!! I have heard of $300, and for shwag
that is a fucking joke!! Getting a QP in
AKA…. Quarter Pound,
Quarter P, QP, QPer, Qpzee,
Big Quarter
Half Pound (8 Ounces / 224 – 240 grams) - $380 - $500 ($450
- $500 is average around
A Good HP weighs 240 Grams. This is one of those quantities
that you really need ties to a decent sized dealer to get! If you know a dealer
quite well it can go as low as $380 but be expecting $450 - $500. Just like a
QP don’t be expecting to just meet someone on the street and have them be able to get you a HP unless they trust you!! This is one
of those quantities where knowing someone good is a must!!!
AKA…. Half Pound,
Half, HP, Half P, HPzee
Pound (16 Ounces / 454 – 480 grams) - $650 - $1000 ($750 -
$950 is what is going rate is unless you know someone crazy!)
A good pound weighs 470 grams. There are 5 dealers total
that I know that will sell pounds at all in
AKA…. Pound, P, Pzee, Full One